FUN PEOPLE DESERVE FUN WEBSITES.
So work with me to get a site that puts your personality front and center.
There're loads of 'webshites' out there. You know the kind. Cookie-cutter, templated, AI-prompted. Depressingly average. When did the internet get so boring?
And what makes it worse is there are loads of odd, unhinged, unique people out there. People like me. Maybe people like you. And they're stuck with these same-old sites.
Well that's what I'm here to fix. You have a massive personality so why shouldn't your site?
Why not make things more...
I DESIGN SITES THAT...
stick in people's minds.
Because nobody remembers a templated, cookie-cutter, AI slop website.
Stand out from the rest.
Because nobody will pay any attention to an average, boring website.
Show off your personality.
Because nobody buys from a bland, faceless, utterly empty shell of a person.
EVEN PLAY HAS A PROCESS...
First up we find your creative concept.
I'll basically interrogate you for an hour or so to figure out the key thread that connects everything about your work, your interests, and your vibe.
Then I'll present you with three directions.
I'll show you three paths: mild, moderate, and mad. Each a different level of intensity but all focused around your core creative concept from step 01.
And finally I'll build you a fun website.
I'll take the path you've chosen and develop it into your homepage, handling both the design and copy in sync and bringing your personality to the front.
SO HERE'S THE DEAL...
What's included:
60-minute concept sesh.
3x creative directions.
Homepage design.
Homepage copy.
2x rounds of revisions.
And a site that'll make your mates super jealous.
What it costs:
£3,000 GBP
Payment terms:
Paid in full upfront.
Additional pages can be added at £500 per page.
READ THE MANUAL!
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